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Two and a Half Men

IMDB: 7.1

2003, 12 seasons to date

Comedy

By Lee Aronsohn

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The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy school kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning ...

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Season 1

  • Big Flappy Bastards

    Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enforcing Alan's restrictions, then some seagulls invade Charlie's house as a result of Jake's actions, Charlie has to learn how to discipline his nephew.

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  • Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife, after that fails. They decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother.

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Season 2

  • A Bag Full of Jawea

    After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together.

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  • Go Get Mommy's Bra

    After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.

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Season 3

  • Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.

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  • Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

    Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.

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Season 4

  • The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.

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  • A Pot Smoking Monkey

    Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his girlfriend.

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Season 5

  • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Charlie humors Alan by going on a date with a woman his own age instead of a young bimbo. But when the woman rejects him after the first date, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again.

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  • City of Great Racks

    Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination?

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Season 6

  • Damn You, Eggs Benedict

    Alan tries to date two women at once and Charlie tries to learn how to cook. Jake tells Alan that he's studying with a friend, but he gets drunk instead.

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  • The Flavin' and the Mavin'

    Alan is angry when Charlie hooks up with his secretary because he knows that the situation will end badly for him after their inevitable breakup.

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Season 7

  • Mmm, Fish. Yum.

    Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat.

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  • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time with Melissa, and Chelsea is upset about the way that Jake is treating her.

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Season 8

  • A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

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  • Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home.

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Season 9

  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    While preparing for a romantic dinner with his wife, Walden accidentally talks Jake into dropping out of school.

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  • Nine Magic Fingers

    Alan begins working on getting Lyndsey back, but his days at Walden's place may be numbered after Walden hooks up with Charlie's gold-digger ex girlfriend, Courtney.

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Season 10

  • Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Alan agrees to Lyndsey's idea of having a threesome with Walden, but Walden can't follow through because he's still in love with Zoey.

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  • You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

    Walden is conflicted when a friend's hot daughter comes to visit, but the problem solves itself when Jake arrives for a surprise visit.

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Season 11

  • This Unblessed Biscuit

    Berta is injured on the job, and after getting in an argument with Walden over retirement, she decides to quit.

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  • Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Walden makes a big mistake while partying with Jenny and her friends, and Alan has to make a big sacrifice to keep up appearances with Lyndsey.

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Season 12

  • Glamping in a Yurt

    Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker. However, Lyndsey returns from rehab and makes their plans more difficult.

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  • Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    After the social worker signs off on them, a prospective birth mother visits Walden and Alan.

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